40 & Molested: My David’s Bridal Experience

If I wasn't going for a friend. If it wasn't her big day. Lord, if her momma wasn't there. I would have went off. What am I talking about? Me, a 40 year old grown %%% woman got molested while shopping for a Matron of Honor dress at David's Bridal! I'm not crazy, she really … Continue reading 40 & Molested: My David’s Bridal Experience

Sex, Cussing & a Bag of Weed

Sex, Cussing & a Bag of Weed

Before you think I've lost it for real, let me tell you.  My friend and I had a day straight from a Harold & Kumar movie!  All that was missing was the sex, cussing & a bag of weed!  Think I'm lying?  Let me take you on the journey with us... My friend Tiff had … Continue reading Sex, Cussing & a Bag of Weed

How Broccoli Almost Got Me Arrested

I know...my title sounds crazy.  But it's the truth!  I'll get to the story, but let me say this first:  life is mostly about priorities.  Yeah, not a newsflash, but let me tell you what happened yesterday & by the end, I'm sure you'll agree! It seemed like I woke up rushing yesterday.  What happens … Continue reading How Broccoli Almost Got Me Arrested